Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“We got married: society's solution to loneliness, lust and laundry.” — Luke Rhinehart Copy Share Image
“A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it.” — Pawan Mishra Copy Share Image
“Marriage is a labaratory, where the specimen is you yourself.” — Robert Philemon Kanyike Copy Share Image
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — George Will Copy Share Image
“Me agarro el estómago de nuevo. —Me siento vacío... Me siento...muerto. Él asiente. —Matri...monio.” — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
“She has carefully audited her life and found she has no requirement for a husband.” — Helen Smith Copy Share Image
“Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
“To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other...… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
“Chorus of old men: How true the saying: 'Tis impossible to live with the baggages, impossible to live without 'em.” — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
“Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents any more.” — Thabang Gideon Magaola Copy Share Image
“Sarah, in the crush, was able to study Miss Lucas's face discreetly, she wondered what it was like to know that you… — Jo Baker Copy Share Image
“Marriage is like an exam - it has all types of 'Means' - fair and unfair and you pass or fail or… — Amit Abraham Copy Share Image
At some point you do not need to talk to have a conversation. The conversation exists whether you have it or not.… — Chris Bachelder Copy Share Image
“No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes them different from… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“He announced to me that as soon as ever he grows up, he will get married, just because he wants to have… — Lyubov Dostoyevskaya Copy Share Image
“If Miss Beresford had not been in such a hurry to marry a poor country clergyman, there was no knowing what she… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
“Van Gogh on his brother's upcoming marriage: "It’s because he’s in Holland, where he’s getting married one of these days. Now, while… — Liesbeth Heenk Copy Share Image
“Comparing marriage to football is no insult. I come from the South where football is sacred. I would never belittle marriage by… — David W. Jones Copy Share Image
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after. — James Dobson Copy Share Image
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
“The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. — Madeleine de Scudery Copy Share Image
