“The world would be a better place without billionaires.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Better Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“Don't write 40k if the same story can be told in 10k words.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Authors-quote Copy Share Image
“WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“American Fascism is disguised as MAGA Christianity.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheist-quotes Copy Share Image
“What is love? Love is when your heart has a raging boner.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Boner Copy Share Image
“Guns make losers feel like winners. That's why people who suck at life don't want to give up their guns.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Alt-right Copy Share Image
“If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Amendment Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save… — Oliver Markus Malloy Demotivational Copy Share Image
“Being self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a day for someone else.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“If it's true that men and women can be 'just friends' then how come all cheaters first start out as 'just friends?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Cheaters Copy Share Image
“Why are so many Americans for male circumcision but against female circumcision? Both are equally cruel and barbaric traditions.” — Oliver Markus Malloy America Copy Share Image
“MAGA dumbfucks are trailer park yokels with 6 teeth who support robber barons with 6 yachts.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Bluesky-quotes Copy Share Image
“Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books makes you smarter. Reading dumb books makes you dumber.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Book quotes Copy Share Image
“Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They don't just like it, they crave it. That's why vampire stories… — Oliver Markus Malloy Erotica Copy Share Image
“Many fundamentalist Christian Evangelicals are racist because religion and racism are two sides of the same coin. Both are nothing more than… — Oliver Markus Malloy Alt-right-quotes Copy Share Image
“When a guy calls you hot, he's looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he's looking at your face.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Beauty quotes Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Better person Copy Share Image
“If you think of yourself as a follower of Christ’s teachings, if you consider yourself a good person, you are morally obligated… — Oliver Markus Malloy Anti capitalism Copy Share Image
“Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." Plato "To know even one life has breathed easier because you have… — Oliver Markus Malloy Fighting hard Copy Share Image
“Nobody has ever killed themselves over a broken arm. But every day, thousands of people kill themselves because of a broken heart.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Abuse Copy Share Image
“Daily mass killings are a uniquely American problem, because in America every halfwit can get his hands on a gun. You know… — Oliver Markus Malloy America Copy Share Image
“I saw a documentary about prostitution in Holland a few years ago, that said over there health insurance actually pays for monthly… — Oliver Markus Malloy Disability-quotes Copy Share Image
“No two dogs are alike. And yet, all dogs have something in common that makes them dogs, and makes them different from… — Oliver Markus Malloy Cats Copy Share Image
“Bad Goodreads reviews are cyberbullying: attacking someone with an undeserved 1 star review and cruel insults. Goodreads bullies trash the author's hard… — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“Don't ever think you're better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You have the same circuits.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Addict Copy Share Image
“Right now we live in an age of extreme Political Correctness. It has gone way too far. I hope it's just a… — Oliver Markus Malloy Censorship Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Bad news Copy Share Image
“Political Correctness started out as a movement that intended to protect minorities from harassment. But it has morphed into an excuse for… — Oliver Markus Malloy Correctness Copy Share Image
“Every word serves a purpose. It conveys an idea. And the idea behind words like feces, stool, or poop is exactly the… — Oliver Markus Malloy American culture Copy Share Image
“Men looove pussy. They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're… — Oliver Markus Malloy Creepy-dude Copy Share Image
“We all know that sex is the most interesting topic in the world. We love to talk about sex. There's no juicier… — Oliver Markus Malloy Alpha-male-romance Copy Share Image
“When you push someone's head under water for 5 minutes, they will drown. It doesn't matter if the person is a sinner… — Oliver Markus Malloy Addiction Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see… — Oliver Markus Malloy Bdsm-quotes Copy Share Image
“These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.” If you were accused of being a witch back then,… — Oliver Markus Malloy Bad person Copy Share Image
“Being faithful and monogamous is not natural for human beings. It takes work. Deep down we all know that. We have all… — Oliver Markus Malloy Affair Copy Share Image
“You probably think you know all about men, because you read a lot of romance novels, so you think you're an expert… — Oliver Markus Malloy Books Copy Share Image
“Introverts think about more than just being introverts.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Deep thoughts Copy Share Image