“WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“What is love? Love is when your heart has a raging boner.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Boner Copy Share Image
“Don't write 40k if the same story can be told in 10k words.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Authors-quote Copy Share Image
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“The world would be a better place without billionaires.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Better Copy Share Image
“Fun fact: Kennedy was the first catholic president. Obama was the first black president. Trump is the first mentally ill president.” — Oliver Markus Malloy American politics Copy Share Image
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Book Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Amendment Copy Share Image
“Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books makes you smarter. Reading dumb books makes you dumber.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Book quotes Copy Share Image
“Why are so many Americans for male circumcision but against female circumcision? Both are equally cruel and barbaric traditions.” — Oliver Markus Malloy America Copy Share Image
“Being self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a day for someone else.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“If it's true that men and women can be 'just friends' then how come all cheaters first start out as 'just friends?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Cheaters Copy Share Image
“Why do some people feel offended by the word shit, but not by the word poop? Because some little old lady at… — Oliver Markus Malloy Censorship-quotes Copy Share Image
“There is neither a Heaven for a Hell. Life after Death is an oxymoron. Life is just another word for existence, and… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“Fun Fact: You know who invented the term Fake News? Not Trump. It was Hitler. Look it up. Hitler loved to describe… — Oliver Markus Malloy Alt-right-quotes Copy Share Image
“How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“A lot of bands make two different music videos for their latest songs. A censored version for American TV, and an uncensored… — Oliver Markus Malloy America Copy Share Image
“Mating has been programmed into our DNA. And that programming always influences our interaction with the opposite sex, whether we like to… — Oliver Markus Malloy Mating Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Better person Copy Share Image
“The problem with Trump voters is, they're so dumb, they don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They just assume… — Oliver Markus Malloy American politics Copy Share Image
“Prostitution isn't illegal to protect women. Prostitutes would be much safer if it was legal. It's illegal to protect men. Men are… — Oliver Markus Malloy Addiction Copy Share Image
“Europeans often laugh about how prudish Americans are, when it comes to sex. In Europe, sexuality is a normal part of life.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Art Copy Share Image
“We men really, really, really like sex. We like sex so much, many of us are willing to risk getting in serious… — Oliver Markus Malloy Cheating-in-relationships Copy Share Image
“What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? Philosophers have pondered that question for centuries. I'm afraid the answer is… — Oliver Markus Malloy Funny quotes Copy Share Image
“We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just… — Oliver Markus Malloy Animals Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall… — Oliver Markus Malloy Books Copy Share Image
“Political Correctness started out as a movement that intended to protect minorities from harassment. But it has morphed into an excuse for… — Oliver Markus Malloy Correctness Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Bad news Copy Share Image
“MAGA dumbfucks are trailer park yokels with 6 teeth who support robber barons with 6 yachts.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Bluesky-quotes Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save… — Oliver Markus Malloy Demotivational Copy Share Image
“If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Amendment Copy Share Image
“Guns make losers feel like winners. That's why people who suck at life don't want to give up their guns.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Alt-right Copy Share Image
“A lot of women are ashamed of their pussies. They think it's not pretty enough. Not the right color. Or the lips… — Oliver Markus Malloy Ashamed Copy Share Image
“Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is not healthy. It's much better to… — Oliver Markus Malloy American culture Copy Share Image
“We live in this bubble of ignorance. Most people know nothing about history, or the historical context of the traditions they still… — Oliver Markus Malloy Christianity-quotes Copy Share Image
“It would appear that a lot of people out there are hiding their own dark, socially unacceptable sexual fantasies behind a facade… — Oliver Markus Malloy Bdsm-quotes Copy Share Image
“Every time a young girl gets raped, it's proof that there is no God. What kind of a God would just twiddle… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“LA is very different from New York. New York is a huge, dense metropolis. LA is a bunch of small towns all… — Oliver Markus Malloy California Copy Share Image
