“Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me > omg > boner.” — Leah Raeder Copy Share Image
Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction.” — Gwen Hayes Copy Share Image
“I touched his hand, carefully. Not too intimate, but not some half-assed there-there pat, either. Would he understand? Usually the thought process… — Leah Raeder Copy Share Image
“You should approach each book -- you should approach life -- with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I… — Barry Webster Copy Share Image
Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when… — C.D. Payne Copy Share Image
“That’s not the point though, is it? I chastised myself. Think about the antenna tomorrow. What still needs to be fixed on… — James Cox Copy Share Image
I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
“Boner or No Boner? “Men, if you wake up and you don’t have a boner, there’s a problem. Yes or no? One… — Timothy Ferriss Copy Share Image
“Did I arch my back when his gazes finally made it to my chest? Of course I did. And was rewarded with… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“McCleary was an unpolished, semi attractive man in his late thirties or early forties. His hair was grey. His suit was cheap.… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Broccoli has almost as much calcium as milk,” she told him, amused. “It gives you strong bones.” His gaze slid to hers,… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“It’s a boner not a monster,” he growled, waving a hand to the erection her gaze continued to flicker back and forth… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
“I put my hand over my erection and turned away. "No. That's not for you. I have to go to the bathroom."… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“Believe me, I knew you enjoyed it without voicing it that way. It was like your body screamed for me to take… — Stephanie Witter Copy Share Image
“Barcelona Boner,-he was a Spanish chap, and boned everything he could lay his hands on.” — Carolyn Sigler Copy Share Image
Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner! -Chazz — Blades Of Glory Copy Share Image
“Goddamn, this rabid boner is about to sprout arms and legs and storm her cunt on its own if I don’t hurry… — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
