Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands. — Ted Middle finger Copy Share Image
You know what this bitch denied me man but you know what I said to her, fuck you and fuck yolo my… — Ted Fuck bitches Copy Share Image
When somebody says f-ck my life... I say life may f-ck you and walkway — Ted Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Im literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, sometimes Ill start laughing out loud at how funny I… — Ted Best friend Copy Share Image
