Funny Quote by Ted Download Open image “Ted is keeping it real.” — Ted ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Hoes Keeping it real
Lying Ted, right? You know, lying Ted comes in with a bible held high. You know that, right? It`s held high. He puts the… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting. — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
Ted is smart and good-looking, but he doesn't use it to good effect, like a rich person that never gives to charity. — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“The problem with Ted isn’t that he’s humorless. It isn’t even his truly reprehensible far-right politics. No, the problem with Ted—and the reason so… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
Just saw the phony ad by [Ted] Cruz. Totally false. More dirty tricks. He got caught in so many lies. Is this man crazy? — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Ted Hastings is the guy you would hope would be part of the police. He's got his problems, but is relentless in the pursuit… — Adrian Dunbar Copy Share Image
Ted Cruz has been playing an ad about me that is so ridiculously false, no basis in fact. Take ad down, Ted. Biggest liar… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
[Ted] Cruz may have been hoping his reversal would fly under the radar. — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
Every single day, something comes out of the [Ted] Cruz campaign that's deceptive and untrue, and in this case, goes after my faith. This… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands. — Ted Copy Share Image
You know what this bitch denied me man but you know what I said to her, fuck you and fuck yolo my motto is… — Ted Copy Share Image
Im literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, sometimes Ill start laughing out loud at how funny I am. — Ted Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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