Funny Quote by Gwen Hayes

“Later. You’re too sore to fuck again.” He washed quickly. “And if you touch me, my dick will be going up your ass.”

— James Cox

“I don't usually like to stop women staring at my groin, but... you're a bit intense, I'm starting to worry.”

— Jane Lovering

“What?” I shrieked and slapped his chest again… “Ouch.” He rubbed the spot. “Does it disturb you that I’m kind of getting turned on…

— J. Lynn

“You’d better touch me before something happens spontaneously that makes me look embarrassingly desperate.” “Really?” He lowered just close enough for his chest to…

— Brynn Kelly

“It had fucking flattered me more than it should have, that moment he saw my dick. I hadn’t even been fully erect. I wanted…

— James Cox

“Oh, don't get me wrong. You were great, but boyfriend material? No." He planted a fist at his hip. "Why not?" "Too anal." "Ordinarily…

— Haley Walsh

“She felt like backing into his crotch and pressing her back into his chest. And then maybe rubbing against him a little.”

— Jessica Lemmon

“He kept touching my thigh and he couldn't keep his eyes off my crotch. My cock was terrified it was going to be groped.…

— Fabian Black

“I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative and inviting.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I arched my back. “Yeah, a striptease. Take off my clothes until I was wearing nothing but a jock. You’d have to sit on…

— Megan Erickson

“Believe me, I knew you enjoyed it without voicing it that way. It was like your body screamed for me to take you." All…

— Stephanie Witter

“Only you could behave like this with everything going on.” One side of his mouth tipped up as his gaze dropped to my lips…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout