Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction.”

— Gwen Hayes

“All he said was, "Hi," but to me, it sounded like a whole lot more. Like, I'm soooo glad to see you. Like, you…

— Parker Blue

“Thank you; for now we shall soon be acquainted, as I am authorized to tease you on this subject whenever we meet, and nothing…

— Jane Austen

“Don't mistake me. I want you. You are what they call a tease. I don't like that, and I intend to make you fully…

— Nenia Campbell

“Let me get this straight.Your lunchroom speech went a little something like this." I put my hands out on front of me like I…

— Jennifer Echols

“It wasn’t as if I’d expected a ring, or dinner. But, hell, a “Hello, how are you, thanks for the hot sex” was surely…

— Louise Bay

“You wanted me to notice your ass when you turned? Mission accomplished. But I don’t like a tease, so don’t start something you can’t…

— J.A. Huss

“Aren't you embarrassed undressing in front of a queer?" Leonard said. "All you know, I might be sizing up your butthole." "Just call me…

— Joe R. Lansdale

“Do you want me to touch you inside your panties?”

— Trish Silver

“Kiss me, I think. Go on, kiss me. At least grab my arse.”

— Cath Crowley

“Okay, we’ll take it step by step. Strip to your underwear.” A shiver went through me at his demand, but I found myself replying,…

— Samantha Young

“I want to awkwardly hug you.”

— Shelly Laurenston