“I smiled at Peter with teeth clenched so tight, plaque could crumble off.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“This is not at all funny." "Which is why I'm not laughing.” — Dani Alexander Comedy Copy Share Image
“I made a mental note to call. Later. Tomorrow. Next month. Or January.” — Dani Alexander Tomorrow Copy Share Image
“I followed Peter heedlessly, or more specifically, my penis followed blindly.” — Dani Alexander Blindly Copy Share Image
“Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.” — Dani Alexander Funny Copy Share Image
“Risking career over paying a hustler for not having sex with you. Brilliant, Austin. You fail at prostitution.” — Dani Alexander Having sex Copy Share Image
“Yeah well, I keep trying to explain to my dick that you're a lying, manipulative whore, but it has selective hearing and… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“People aren't always who they seem, Detective. Am I anything like you thought?" "No," I admitted. You're a million times better than… — Dani Alexander Expectations Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have a footwear fetish than a sudden attraction to penises? Yeah, that sounded about right.” — Dani Alexander Fetish Copy Share Image
“I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly… — Dani Alexander Dani-alexander Copy Share Image
“Let me know when you're done with this conversation. Peter needs his tongue bath. I mean sponge bath.” — Dani Alexander Communication Copy Share Image
“Nah. A date with Peter the prostitute. Sounds like a plan. Be sure to bring flowers." "I was thinking condoms. But your… — Dani Alexander Prostitute Copy Share Image
“You know what I find ironic? My homophobic mother offers you her cabbage rolls as a truce and you respond by asking… — Dani Alexander Parenting Copy Share Image
“I was avoiding the computer because of the gay porn, avoiding Angelica because I was guilty of wanting to watch gay porn,… — Dani Alexander Computers Copy Share Image
“My father married my mother three days after they met. Your father also killed and maimed people for a living. How about… — Dani Alexander Father Copy Share Image
“What the fuck are you doing with your life?” “Dating hookers, learning the gay, housing criminals, pissing off my fellow cops, and… — Dani Alexander Alien life Copy Share Image
“You are not welcome here." "You said that the first time you kicked me out. [...] Then [...] I thought to myself,… — Dani Alexander First time Copy Share Image
“Your daughter is gay? Where are all these gay people coming from? Gay friends. Gay daughters of friends. Gay sisters-in-law. Gay suspects.… — Dani Alexander Ancient greece Copy Share Image
“I start thinking that maybe God’s plan is I make him more of a man and less of a boy. “I think… — Dani Alexander Think Copy Share Image
“I was not gay. First, I masturbated to images of women. I fantasized about women. Sure, there were men in my fantasies,… — Dani Alexander Masturbated Copy Share Image
“I honestly had no idea why I was there, or why I couldn't keep my mind of him. Him. I even had… — Dani Alexander Fantasies Copy Share Image
“Is he my competition?” I asked. “Everyone is your competition.” Peter lifted his hand to his eyes and began lowering it incrementally.… — Dani Alexander Competition Copy Share Image
“Clean," Peter said. "Can I get a water bottle or something to clean his hands?" I scanned the crowd. He drew my… — Dani Alexander Shattered Copy Share Image
“When I was in eighth grade, I used a self-timing camera to take nude pictures of myself in various stages of erection.… — Dani Alexander Comedy Copy Share Image
“What is wrong with you?” He glared at me. “I’m somewhat sure I’m suddenly gay,” I shrugged, “My father and mother are… — Dani Alexander Dani-alexander Copy Share Image
“Then I guess the rest of my life will be resigned to doggy style sex." The words were out of my mouth… — Dani Alexander Crude-humor Copy Share Image
“I looked at our hands, caked and coated in red, but entwined. The pristine moment when they were clasped like that earlier… — Dani Alexander Water Bottle Copy Share Image
“Ask me for money, Peter.” I grabbed his wrists and pushed him against the wall. He looked everywhere but at me, no… — Dani Alexander Money Copy Share Image
“Do me a favor, Oz?" "Sure?" "Don't ask them about ass-sex when they answer the phone. Marta feels guilty when you have… — Dani Alexander Friendship Copy Share Image
“Most people showed gratitude or happiness in a smile or a bouquet of flowers-Peter sucked cock. Not a whole lot of debate… — Dani Alexander Gratitude Copy Share Image
“When Peter said he was romantic, it was in the way that I was romantic. A blow job and an “I love… — Dani Alexander Blow job Copy Share Image
“I've given up my living room, guest room, job, career, heterosexuality and my stance on no pets in the house, but I'm… — Dani Alexander Life Copy Share Image
“He's painting your living room as a thank you." "Huh. My decorator might screech, but I'm okay with that." "Your decorator? Seriously?… — Dani Alexander Life Copy Share Image
“His lips twitched, but he didn’t say no. I took that as ‘Oh, you sexy devil, Austin, I want to do you… — Dani Alexander Shattered Copy Share Image
![“You are not welcome here." "You said that the first time you kicked me out. [...] Then [...] I thought to myself, 'what a great hospital. I bet they could use a million dollars.' Guess what? They did!" [...] "I am still his mother." [...] "Yeah? Good luck with that. I'm still rich.” quote by Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/990/dani-alexander-9831_first-time_you-are-not-welcome-here-you-said-that-t_1430620.jpg)
