“But beneath them all, at the very bottom of the stack, is a worn and slightly tattered magazine called African Mamas Sucking… — Andre Dubus III Copy Share Image
“Bitch, have you been getting collagen in those lips? You look like you gave a blow job to a Hoover attachment.” — Heidi Cullinan Copy Share Image
“Of course, a blow job given in friendship isn't the most arousing, but it stays in the memory longer.” — Bruce Benderson Copy Share Image
“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.” — Matt Cole Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Martin, what the hell do I pay you for?” “My good looks, the occasional blow job, and my constant supply of… — Adrienne Wilder Copy Share Image
When I was meeting people in L.A., guys always thought if they paid for dinner, they deserved a blow job. But generally,… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences? — Larry David Copy Share Image
“It was on the table when I got here," Matt said in his defense. Josh eyed the open magazine. "You don't already… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Calm down, calm down. Deep breath,” Colleen whispered. “It's showtime. He's a nice guy, you're a nice woman.” “Hey, Paulie,” Bryce said… — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter anyway!” Patrick couldn’t sit down. He couldn’t. “It’s not like sex is anything to shout about! It’s icky, and… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“He's just pissed because he's been married for so fucking long, he can't remember what a blow job feels like," Matt says,… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
Basically my new litmus test for people is, do they make me hear about a blow job they gave in the first… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was perfect for blow… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“You gotta come home. Be with me. After what we been through! We—we signed into that motel as man and wife! You… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I see a big ass recession coming soon... You may preserve your job for few more years but don´t panic, there will… — JG Copy Share Image
“One show, I did a benefit for a feminist organziation....So it's all feminsts. Gloria Steinem is sitting right up front. I walked… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
... tobacco kills 52,000 people a year from lung cancer, and there's no telling how many lives have been ruined through drinking.But… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
She digging me, checking out my paint job I'm digging her, trying to get a blow job. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“Sure, the guys in the pictures may have been lisping their ABCs while receiving their blow jobs, but here’s the thing: If… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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