Soup Quotes

This soup tastes like windows

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I do not live off canned soup.

— Charles Best

What's a soup kitchen?

— Paris Hilton

“No soup for you”

— Jerry Seinfeld

“I like soup, do you like soup?”

— Brunonia Barry

What is the soup kitchen?

— Paris Hilton

“You fed my heart soup.”

— Poppet

Love is dope, not chicken soup.

— Tom Robbins

I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

The world needs more heroes its soup is tasting a little thin.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

As for real chicken soup, I have it once or twice a week.

— Jack Canfield

Soup is never eaten as hot as it is cooked.

— Heinrich Muller

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.

— Ludwig van Beethoven

“I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.”

— Jarod Kintz

I live on good soup, not on fine words.

— Moliere

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

— Ambrose Bierce

We are bits of energy floating about in various guises, and when we die we rejoin the big cosmic soup of the…

— Bat for Lashes

I've never offered coupons or deals. I'm not fancy enough to do soup or salads, hot breakfasts, or smoothies.

— Jimmy John Liautaud

Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.

— P. G. Wodehouse

As a journalist, I'm not supposed to be the subject, but as an author, I'm fair game - another ingredient in the…

— Michael Azerrad

None of the people watching 'Big Brother' will bring you chicken soup if you get sick.

— Robert D. Putnam

Shaq is Shaq. I did an episode of The Soup with Shaq, and he shook my hand, and I felt like I…

— Adam Richman

“Kinko's is the soup kitchen for the technologically disadvantaged.”

— Paul Orfalea

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.

— Orson Welles

Our school systems teach our children that they are nothing but glorified apes who have evolutionized out of some primordial soup of…

— Tom DeLay

I grew up in a typical Ashkenazi household. My bubbe actually lived with us. She'd make us the traditional colorless, beige, heavy…

— Harley Pasternak

“The test of mountain-top experiences, of mysticism, of visions of God and of solitariness is when you are “in the soup” of…

— Oswald Chambers

Soup is cuisine's kindest course. It breathes reassurance; it steams consolation; after a weary day it promotes sociability, as the five o'clock…

— Louis Pullig De Gouy

Whenever something went wrong when I was young - if I had a pimple or if my hair broke - my mom…

— Maya Angelou

Whenever I sit with a bowl of soup before me, listening to the murmur that penetrates like the distant song of an…

— Junichiro Tanizaki

“Hot soup becomes a king after a long walk in a snowy day! Everything carries the potential to be a respected king,…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

When we drink a cup of coffee or spoon heated chicken noodle soup or chili out of a Styrofoam cup, we are…

— Chuck Norris

Last, in restaurants you spend a lot of time dealing with people who are very unhappy. Soup has been spilled on their…

— John Hickenlooper

To say that a schlemiel is a luckless person is to touch only the negative side. It is the schlemiel's avocation and…

— Maurice Samuel

The French use cooking as a means of self-expression, and this meal perfectly represented the personality of a cook who had spent…

— Rebecca West

Our humanist community should be thinking more about demonstrating the fundamental truth that goodness requires neither God nor the belief in God…

— Rebecca Goldstein

I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's…

— Mike Birbiglia

I have terrible nightmares, you know. Every night when I come home from a long day’s dying, I take off my skin…

— Catherynne M. Valente

The rich plankton of pop heroes and pop villains on which we Americans are accustomed to feed, the daily media soup of…

— Shana Alexander

My grandmother on my father's side, a nightclub singer, was a Jewish refugee from Prussia who ended up in Jerusalem, where she…

— Jamie Cullum