The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
You can't escape history, or the needs and neuroses you've picked up like layers and layers of tartar on your teeth.... Your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoe makers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and… — Daniel Webster Copy Share Image
So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own… — Henry Boyd Copy Share Image
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live on the… — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
If I ask you to write down the last 4 digits of your social security number, and then take you out to… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
Certainly Tunisia was the first in Muslim world. It's been like that for a long time and women play an important part… — Bernard Lewis Copy Share Image
“It seemed far more reasonable to belong to a species that had evolved natural tooth replacement than to belong to one that… — Elisabeth Tova Bailey Copy Share Image
My brain and my heart are really important to me. I don't know why I wouldn't seek help to have those things… — Kerry Washington Copy Share Image
I want to get just as many people ready for Heaven as I can. Hell is a place where there is 'weeping… — Lee Roberson Copy Share Image
The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
When I play it I look out and see people hold on to each other and dance or just couples leaning into… — Chris Isaak Copy Share Image
I was in the dentist's chair for 11 hours and now I've got a set of gleaming teeth. — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I dreamed about becoming a cowgirl, a detective, a spy, a great actress, or a ballerina. Not… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
