I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I guess I'm not a professional's professional. I think I'd rather go to the dentist than play a practice round. — Laura Davies Copy Share Image
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss. — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
What do people mean when they say, 'I am not afraid of God because I know He is good'? Have they never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I find it irresponsible to go, 'She's an actress, what does she know?' That means if you're a dentist, what do you… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
Two of the most frustrated trades are dentists and photographers - dentists because they want to be doctors, and photographers because they… — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
My dad was an actor and a writer; my mum was a drama teacher. My grandma was an actress. My aunt is… — Charlie Rowe Copy Share Image
Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become… — Peter Tork Copy Share Image
Certainly Tunisia was the first in Muslim world. It's been like that for a long time and women play an important part… — Bernard Lewis Copy Share Image
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
Dentistry was an ego trip, and acting is a personal need. Usually it's the reverse, and I honestly don't think I had… — Larry Wilcox Copy Share Image
No one sane would let a first-century dentist fill their children's teeth. Why then do we allow first-century theologians to fill our… — Michael Dowd Copy Share Image
I do all I can to maintain good health. I eat mostly plants, as Michael Pollan would say. I get a lot… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
Sentimentality and nostalgia are closely related. Kissing cousins. I have no time for nostalgia, though. Nostalgics believe the past is nicer than… — Mal Peet Copy Share Image
To invoke a Kierkegaardesque figure of speech, the beauty of the language of the Bible can be like a set of dentist's… — Jaroslav Pelikan Copy Share Image
I handed the test in five minutes before the end of the day. Mrs. Baker took it calmly, then reached into her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to get just as many people ready for Heaven as I can. Hell is a place where there is 'weeping… — Lee Roberson Copy Share Image
It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live on the… — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. — George D. Prentice Copy Share Image
The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
One cannot see callers, answer the telephone, go to luncheons or dinners, visit the dentist or shoemaker, address charitable organizations in or… — Kate Douglas Wiggin Copy Share Image
Theses officers were good friends, so it must have been a terrible argument, because the one who played chess with my father… — Bruno Schulz Copy Share Image
What helps writers, and ultimately, obviously, helps the actors - who should serve the words that the writer puts on the page… — John C. McGinley Copy Share Image
You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or… — Brice Marden Copy Share Image
Who can endure a doctrine which would allow only dentists to say whether our teeth were aching, only cobblers to say whether… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“My father told me what it used to feel like, waiting in the dentist's office. Every time the nurse opened the door… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
Guitar makes even have a word for these baby-boomers-who-alwyas-wanted-to-be-great-guitarists-and-now-have-the-money-to-indulge-those-dreams: dentists — Tim Brookes Copy Share Image
If you use your smart toothbrush, the data can be immediately sent to your dentist and your insurance company, but it also… — Evgeny Morozov Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Be it a trip to the dentist, getting an injection or even coming home with a good report card, my reward always… — Sonam Kapoor Copy Share Image
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
I mean, you start to think about it, particularly when you get a little older. And, you know, a dentist shouldn't have… — Terry Dubrow Copy Share Image
I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
