Dental Quote by Mason Cooley

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

— Helen Rowland

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

— Ogden Nash

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.

— Richard Baxter

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

— George D. Prentice

Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.

— George D. Prentice

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

— Graham Greene

There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently

— William Shakespeare

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.

— Leonard Woolf

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.

— Miguel de Cervantes

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

— Robert Breault

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

— Ambrose Bierce

There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his…

— Henry Bulwer, 1st Baron Dalling and Bulwer