Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss. — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill. — Leonard Woolf Copy Share Image
He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Even when I was doing well in acting, my dad would say, 'You can still go back to dental school.' But since… — Michael Steger Copy Share Image
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in… — Dan Burton Copy Share Image
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I was studying to be a dental hygienist and working as a dental assistant. I met a photographer and decided to put… — Nikki Ziering Copy Share Image
Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think,… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
Around 1998, I went through lots of pressures and struggles. My children got married within eight months of each other, my son… — Anne Graham Lotz Copy Share Image
Darla [from Buffy The Vampire Slayer] wasn't Darla in the beginning, by the way. Darla was just Vampire Girl #1. But I… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
The fact is, if you have a solid healthcare plan, you still don't have dental. If you have dental, you might not… — Mr. Lif Copy Share Image
Ladies, [motherhood] is a full-time job. Do not kid yourself that you can be a dental receptionist and a mother; that you… — Alistair Begg Copy Share Image
In the studio we use a pretty wide range of materials for the sculptures; silicone, fibreglass, human and animal hair, ABS plastic,… — Patricia Piccinini Copy Share Image
One of the traps of adolescence is the sort of paranoid resentment that somehow you're never going to match up and that… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
…You should keep dental floss on you at all times; when your eyesight goes, quit driving; don't keep too many secrets, eventually… — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
Soul. The word rebounded to me, and I wondered, as I often had, what it was exactly. People talked about it all… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You need to start somewhere. Start by getting something-anything-down on paper. A friend… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. — George D. Prentice Copy Share Image
I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that… — Matthew Lesko Copy Share Image
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from… — Kim Campbell Copy Share Image
When we talk about the healthcare crisis in America we've got to also be talking about the dental crisis and how to… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
Trace Adkins is such a great guy. Really is. And he's got that incredible voice - low, deep. He throws words around… — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
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![“Ladies, [motherhood] is a full-time job. Do not kid yourself that you can be a dental receptionist and a mother; that you can be a typist and a mom; that you can be a Vice President and a mom. One of the two things will win. Now look at your Bible and ask what you have to do.” quote by Alistair Begg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1d9/alistair-begg-2884_asks_ladies-motherhood-is-a-full-time-job-do_15681.jpg)
