Knows Quotes by Mason Cooley

I know that I am very much like everybody else, but not really.

— Mason Cooley

I know God exits, but I don't know where.

— Mason Cooley

Everyone knows that (1) happiness is the goal of life, and (2) happiness is a chimera.

— Mason Cooley

Many have never felt strong, but everyone knows what it is to feel weak.

— Mason Cooley

Jealousy is inconsolable because it cannot know the beloved

— Mason Cooley

Do as you like--if you know what it is.

— Mason Cooley

Folly always knows the answer.

— Mason Cooley

Generosity knows how to count, but refrains.

— Mason Cooley

Nature knows no difference between weeds and flowers.

— Mason Cooley

Photography knows how to authenticate its misrepresentations.

— Mason Cooley

Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.

— Mason Cooley

People often are unsure whether or not they are in love, but they generally know whether or not they are having sex.

— Mason Cooley

Aphorisms know the angles, but not the structure.

— Mason Cooley

Listen to what people say about themselves; they will tell you everything you need to know.

— Mason Cooley

Wisdom knows when to return death's embrace.

— Mason Cooley

Genius knows where the questions are hidden.

— Mason Cooley

When I get the point, I often don't know what to do with it.

— Mason Cooley

Sophistication knows the score, but is powerless to change it.

— Mason Cooley

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen: even less, the trouble I've successfully avoided.

— Mason Cooley

The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.

— Mason Cooley

As every cockroach knows, thriving on poisons is the secret of success.

— Mason Cooley

You know you're in love when you stop comparing.

— Mason Cooley

Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.

— Mason Cooley

The critical spirit never knows when to stop meddling.

— Mason Cooley

The modest youth somehow knows just what to do for the cameras.

— Mason Cooley