Bathroom Quote by Mason Cooley Download Open image “Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.” — Mason Cooley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bathroom Birth Knows Scales Truth Want
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