Bathroom Quote by Sinead Burke

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying come in when they knock on the stall door.

— Nikhil Saluja

Every bathroom is open if you kick the door hard enough.

— Green Monk

That awkward moment when you walk into a public bathroom and two people are having a conversation while they are both in a stall...

— Me

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes…

— Carlos Mencia

That awkward moment when someone knocks on the bathroom door.

— Nikhil Saluja

Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place…

— Augusten Burroughs

The embarrassing moment when you push a door that says pull

— Ralphacb

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.

— Natalie Wood

I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Your bathroom only needs to be big when you're in it.

— George Clarke

THAT awkward moment when you are the first one to wake up at your friends house and too scared to use the bathroom because…

— Robert Gray

I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.

— Anonymous