Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Every bathroom is open if you kick the door hard enough.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I hate to be enclosed. I don't like bathroom doors - I don't shut them. In fact, in my house, I have no doors. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
When a door is hard to open, and if nothing else works, sometimes you just have to rear back and kick it open. — Muriel Siebert Copy Share Image
Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door. — Sinead Burke Copy Share Image
Sometimes all doors maybe closed for you but remember they aren't locked. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I've always been a firm believer that you don't have to close one door in order to open another. — Lily Collins Copy Share Image
In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example. — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
The door that nobody else will go in at, seems always to swing open widely for me. — Clara Barton Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image