Food Quotes by Green Monk

Pizza is just a round weird sandwitch.

— Green Monk

I cheat on butter. With ice cream.

— Green Monk

Life is nothing but whatever we do between the meals.

— Green Monk

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

— Green Monk

My life is just me looking forward to either tweeting or eating.

— Green Monk

Let's do lunch. - Someone with a food fetish.

— Green Monk

The food channel is like porn for your stomach.

— Green Monk

I hate how all the cheese comes off in one bite when I'm eating pizza.

— Green Monk

Three Things I've Learned: Never trust a skinny chef, A fat personal trainer or Man in a wheelchair wearing dirty shoes.

— Green Monk

When life stresses you out, eat a carrot. It won't make your life any better, but at least you're helping out the…

— Green Monk

I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!

— Green Monk

A baby just posted a picture of its mothers breast and labeled it as food porn.

— Green Monk

I hate how chocolates immediately melts on my fingers.. I mean... Damn, am I that hot?

— Green Monk