Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Ice cream Ice cream sundae
There's a salad that I find really underrated, and that's the Cretan salad. — Stefanos Tsitsipas Copy Share Image
Instead of trying to blend in and be like everyone else, be proud of and celebrate your unique differences and qualities. A fruit salad… — Sean Covey Copy Share Image
Have a colourful plate. I make a spinach salad with things like blueberries, apples and carrots. — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
What is more refreshing than salads when your appetite seems to have deserted you, or even after a capacious dinner — the nice, fresh,… — Alexis Soyer Copy Share Image
Usually when I have a salad it's pretty hearty, balanced and healthy and a full meal. — Marcela Valladolid Copy Share Image
I make a big salad bowl just for myself, double or triple the size of a normal salad. — Joel Fuhrman Copy Share Image
I always have ice cream in the house. I have a bowl of it, and then a bit more. One of the greatest pleasures… — Ellie Kemper Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image