Funny Quote by Green Monk

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

— Phil Robertson

“Scientists say that...gender bending may keep fish from reproducing because, with so many in sexual limbo, there's just no real push to procreate. Oh,…

— Celia Rivenbark

If there is any kind of animal which is female and has no male separate from it, it is possible that this may generate…

— Aristotle

And then, of course, there's a couple that claim to be, but I haven't done any DNA tests or anything.

— Merle Haggard

Did you know female spiders eat the males after mating? Smart creatures...

— Anonymous

We have a huge amount of DNA in common with jellyfish.

— Richard Dawkins

I've come to learn that there is a real difference between men and women. It's genetic.

— Sharon Gless

“Of course they don't function as gills, but five-week human embryos can be regarded as little pink fishes, with gills.”

— Richard Dawkins

“Shrimps or prawns are sometimes cooked unpeeled, as in sinigang (sour soup) but more often they are peeled and deveined. When”

— N.T. Alcuaz

“Nobody can remember when the sperm became large enough to see, but we agree on this: once that point was reached, every generation topped…

— Shelley Jackson

We used to have prawn tempura: that was my mother's favourite dish. But she had to go out to work instead of my father,…

— Hirokazu Kore-eda

“They excrete in the same water where they eat, and they eat in the semen-clouded water where they fornicate. Fish are disgusting.”

— Dean Koontz