Ellie Kemper

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar…

— Ellie Kemper

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

— Ellie Kemper

If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.

— Ellie Kemper

One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.

— Ellie Kemper

I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of…

— Ellie Kemper

Improv is mostly what I've studied.

— Ellie Kemper

I can't do impressions.

— Ellie Kemper

I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show.

— Ellie Kemper

Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.

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When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

— Ellie Kemper

I once heard an exec say, "If you don't ask for it, we can't give it to you." We can't go through…

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I wrote comedy sketches in college.

— Ellie Kemper

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you…

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I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised.

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Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria…

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I always have ice cream in the house. I have a bowl of it, and then a bit more. One of the…

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I ended up majoring in English, which I'm not particularly fluent in.

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In the back of my head, I always thought it would be great to become an actress on a sitcom.

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I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this…

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I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.

— Ellie Kemper

My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.'…

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There are some extremely acceptable male comedians out there: Joel Osteen, Abraham Lincoln, the man who played Phil Spector in HBO's 'Phil…

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I think weather affects my mood a lot more than I thought, and I like to be in bad moods sometimes.

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I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not…

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It's interesting because with a lot of people who I've met in comedy, it seems not to matter what your background is.…

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