Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I hate how all the cheese comes off in one bite when I'm eating pizza.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
The awkward moment when you`re taking a bite of pizza, & you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I… — Brigid Berlin Copy Share Image
Sometimes when everybody's feeding you the cheese it's hard not to eat it. — Bill Parcells Copy Share Image
I have to admit I don't like pizza. I love it. And I am prepared to do literally anything to get my hands on… — Liz Truss Copy Share Image
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I didn't like cheese. I had to wean myself onto cheese. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I feel bad, but pizza is my top meal. I don't know why, but I've been stuck there ever since I was little. — Rev. Run Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
