Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. — Martin Mull Copy Share Image
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. — Martin Mull Copy Share Image
Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature. — John Gielgud Copy Share Image
I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain. — Brian Schweitzer Copy Share Image
You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“For admission to the bowling alley, you need underwear. I am responsible for the incident that led to this rule.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain. — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the… — Luke Perry Copy Share Image
Back then it was nothing like today. So you'd go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the… — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
Few Americans have ever met their Congresspeople. They don't see them at the grocery store; they don't meet them at the bowling… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
It is perhaps beside the point to remark that bowling alleys and supermarkets have nursery facilities, while schools and colleges and scientific… — Betty Friedan Copy Share Image
When people think of New York, they don't automatically think of going to Chelsea Piers and Pier 40, where you're going to… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
The struggle you see in the Republican Party today is the country club Republican versus the bowling alley Republican. Colin Powell brings… — Pete du Pont Copy Share Image
Some people throw a bit of their personality after their bad arguments, as if that might straighten their paths and turn them… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
We've played everywhere since I started The Licks. We've played arenas, clubs, school cafeterias and bowling alleys. It doesn't matter where the… — Juliette Lewis Copy Share Image
But my husband came from a small town and hardworking parents like I did, and I don't think we've lost that mind-set.… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I thought you were dead," he said, his voice a bare rasp while Samual moved from his hands to his feet. It… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“Giveaway T-shirts stretched over monstrous beer bellies. Puffy NFL jackets and porky jowls. Granted, I'm in a bowling alley,but the differences between… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“It's an old story," Julia says, leaning back in her chair. "Only for me, it's new. I went to school for industrial… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“I will say this about the upper echelon in France: they know how to spend money. From what I saw living in… — Courtney Maum Copy Share Image
“I try to tell the teacher, you know. I don't give a fuck about geometry or English. Like I'm probably going to… — Scott Bradfield Copy Share Image
“But I had never seen her that way. I had never known her as Pauline, the name he parents had given her,… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
There are times between five and seven when this house is like a bowling alley, but it's reinspired me. My acting has… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
“If your head comes off, don't start a fight in a goddamn bowling alley.” — J.F. Lewis Copy Share Image
One thing I've always wanted to do…slid down one the bowling alleylanes c: It seems like so much fun! c; — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“he looked like Gandalf Lebowski, ready for entombment in the catacombs of a bowling alley.” — S.A. Hunt Copy Share Image
“Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.” — Martin Mull Copy Share Image
I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Life is like a bowling alley, once you take a risk and release the ball you never know what you're going to… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
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