Bowling Alley Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I own my own shoelaces, but my shoes I rent by the bowling game.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Do you always wear underwear like this, or is it for me?” I rolled to my back and pulled the sheet to my waist.…

— Kristen Ashley

“I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.”

— Don Johnson

“It seems to me that this composition has never been in more imminent danger than right now of taking on precisely the informality of…

— J.D. Salinger

“If I’d known this was going to be a black-tie affair, I would have put on underwear.”

— T.J. Klune

“that is how an uninvited guest makes a stir on arriving at a ball. Underdress, and everyone else’s finery looks ridiculous.”

— Jane Davis

“I don’t need a napkin. That’s what pants are for.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What I lack in courage I more than make up for in underwear. I am possibly the bravest coward to ever go commando.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Yer skirt invites a man’s attention. I’ve seen handkerchiefs that were bigger.” She swung her handbag over her shoulder. “At least I wear underwear…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“The bastard had made my underwear disappear.”

— R.K. Lilley

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“Nothing is ever free even a torn and worn underwear.”

— M.F. Moonzajer