Danger Quote by J.D. Salinger

“Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate--hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my…

— Molly Harper

“[W]e took turns removing each other's underwear and I thanked God for twenty-first century clothing. Until you've attempted to undress a Victorian era noblewoman,…

— Gene Doucette

“What I lack in courage I more than make up for in underwear. I am possibly the bravest coward to ever go commando.”

— Jarod Kintz

“We need to find something to hold your pants up or it's going to be a very scandalous evening. Well, more so than it…

— Kiera Cass

“As uncomfortable as I feel, I keep the girly underwear on anyway. Who knows? Provided they stay the hell out of my butt crack,…

— Miranda Kenneally

“Life is too short for cheap underwear.”

— Dancing in Chains

“There is a certain loveliness, I think, to performing deep cleaning in one’s underwear on a beautiful summer day.”

— Agnostic Zetetic

“Do you always wear underwear like this, or is it for me?” I rolled to my back and pulled the sheet to my waist.…

— Kristen Ashley

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“If I got any hotter or any wetter, my underwear was going to slide down my legs in a pile of melted goo.”

— Roxy Mews

“Nothing is ever free even a torn and worn underwear.”

— M.F. Moonzajer