Book Quotes by Jarod Kintz

“The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library.
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— Jarod Kintz

“My book is called “Blue Collar.” That’s just a working title.”

— Jarod Kintz

“This book does not exist. And even if it did, it wouldn’t be worth buying or reading.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I wrote a horror novel. I put the “boo” in book.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I just wrote the book of love. Well, I coauthored it with Cupid and Nicholas Sparks.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this point.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue…

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were a cop, and I caught a criminal, I’d throw the book at them. A heavy book, like an unabridged…

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to write a book called Kissing Kissinger. It won’t be about kissing, Kissinger, or even politics. It’ll be about radiator…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m working hard to edit my book, so I can get it up for sale so that nobody can rush out and…

— Jarod Kintz

“There are certain books in the history of the world that should never have been written. This book makes all those look…

— Jarod Kintz

“Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering…

— Jarod Kintz

“This book does not exist. And if that doesn’t deter you from buying it, then I’m also selling frozen alien flesh, a…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m an open book—an open book I’m still writing and editing. My book is a romance novel, sort of like The Secret.”

— Jarod Kintz

“This book has nothing to do with cats. Or mice. Or self-motivation. This book is 100% 50% finished. But don’t worry, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes I’ll read a book and feel it was written just for me. Then I’ll flip the book over to look at…

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to write a book called, "Bonfires and Bras," which follows around a young, braless feminist who struggles to adopt in…

— Jarod Kintz

“The worst book I’ve ever read is “Ulysses,” by Joyce, because like my undergraduate college degree, that’s nine and a half years…

— Jarod Kintz

“I love this book like I love a brick and a blanket, which could be used to teach people the value of…

— Jarod Kintz

“I went through and underlined all the funny lines in his book, and by the time I was done, I had underlined…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m writing a book, one letter at a time. After thirteen days, I just finished writing “Once upon a time.” Since it’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“People who collect books, and categorize them by Roy G. Biv instead of alphabetically, are displaying the fact that their books aren't…

— Jarod Kintz

“This book is destined to make waves no matter which ocean you throw it into. This is the first book Jarod's put…

— Jarod Kintz

“Have you ever wanted to learn Geometry, Calculus, Physics, German, and the mystical teachings of Orafoura? Well, now you can! Just not…

— Jarod Kintz

“The best description of this book is found within the title. The full title of this book is: "This is the story…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a book cover. Talk about hardcover!
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— Jarod Kintz

“I once wrote a book ten stories high. Each story was a story.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My book is awful,” I said. “Nonsense,” Dora J. Arod said. “Your book is nonsense.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Book: Ten Steps to Asexuality and Financial Freedom, by Lonely Path”

— Jarod Kintz

“This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately).”

— Jarod Kintz

“My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it. Now I can read any book…

— Jarod Kintz

“The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Love, I wrote the book on it. Unfortunately, nobody would publish it, so I felt compelled to burn my manuscript.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I mean is I’m not writing it, my clone is.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Hooray! I finally finished making a new book cover. Now I just need to write the book. The cover is the image…

— Jarod Kintz

“A book is a vacation for the mind. My books will take you inside my mind, so feel free to make yourself…

— Jarod Kintz

“I hope you enjoy reading my book as much as I didn’t enjoy writing it. Just kidding! I hope you don’t enjoy…

— Jarod Kintz