I grew up Catholic and still feel a lot of Catholic guilt. But my wife is not religious so we're not raising… — Bert Kreischer Catholic Copy Share Image
My father grew up in Levittown, L.I., in the first tract housing built for G.I.'s. His dad had stormed the beaches of… — Bert Kreischer Dad Copy Share Image
Some of the most fun I've ever had has been filming 'Bert the Conqueror.' As a stand-up comedian, I love putting this… — Bert Kreischer Adventure Copy Share Image
I'd love to be a movie star. That'd be great. But I lost the looks awhile ago. They slipped right through my… — Bert Kreischer Great Copy Share Image
Part of my personality is I like to have a good time and I'm an extrovert, and extroverts, they blossom as meathead… — Bert Kreischer Blossom Copy Share Image
I'm a big believer in saying things out loud, I think he that helps you focus your goals. — Bert Kreischer Big Copy Share Image
If there's an adrenaline rush, I will find it; if there's an anxiety attack, I will have it. — Bert Kreischer Adrenaline Copy Share Image
There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh. — Bert Kreischer Crowd Copy Share Image
Skydiving is fascinating, the best part is cruising in the air and realizing that the dice has been thrown and you're either… — Bert Kreischer Air Copy Share Image
I need someone to be like, 'I can beat Bert in a marathon.' And then my Mickey Mantle genes will kick in… — Bert Kreischer Beat Copy Share Image
I love giggling more than anything in the world. It's my favorite thing in the world to do. — Bert Kreischer Anything Copy Share Image
I like comics like Janeane Garofalo who is very stream of conscious in an honest way. — Bert Kreischer Honest Copy Share Image
I love touring. I love stand up. I love getting on a tour bus with my friends. — Bert Kreischer Bus Copy Share Image
I'm the guy who needs to be front and center. I joined a fraternity to do that. — Bert Kreischer Center Copy Share Image
I think I've got the coolest friends in the entire world, I really do. — Bert Kreischer Coolest Copy Share Image
The Travel Channel named me the professional fun seeker, and that's exactly what I am. — Bert Kreischer Am Copy Share Image
It's not hard to find the energy to do the things you absolutely want to do. — Bert Kreischer Absolutely Copy Share Image
I read some older books when I worked at Barnes And Noble, like some of the American classics. I read a lot… — Bert Kreischer American Copy Share Image
