Fast Quote by Bert Kreischer Download Open image “I know the one thing that will reset my button is getting up and running a fast mile.” — Bert Kreischer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fast Know Running Up Will
Once you have missed the first buttonhole, you'll never manage to button up. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
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Before we start talking crazy, saying some things we'll regret. Can we just slow it down and press reset. — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
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I grew up Catholic and still feel a lot of Catholic guilt. But my wife is not religious so we're not raising our daughters… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
My father grew up in Levittown, L.I., in the first tract housing built for G.I.'s. His dad had stormed the beaches of Omaha and… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
Some of the most fun I've ever had has been filming 'Bert the Conqueror.' As a stand-up comedian, I love putting this humorous spin… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
I'd love to be a movie star. That'd be great. But I lost the looks awhile ago. They slipped right through my hands like… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
Part of my personality is I like to have a good time and I'm an extrovert, and extroverts, they blossom as meathead frat boys… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
I'm a big believer in saying things out loud, I think he that helps you focus your goals. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
If there's an adrenaline rush, I will find it; if there's an anxiety attack, I will have it. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. — David H. Murdock Copy Share Image
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Learning how to rap actually improved my English, because it forced me to talk fast, and I used to suck at that. — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
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Yeah, I'm the Brit who isn't Lewis Hamilton that woke up and realised he was good. I got that tag because I was young,… — Jenson Button Copy Share Image
Our growth has been very fast but in every place we've gone, we've achieved great success. — Miguel McKelvey Copy Share Image
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