Go Quote by Bert Kreischer Download Open image “You don't go to a school and major in partying.” — Bert Kreischer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Go Major Partying School You
I grew up Catholic and still feel a lot of Catholic guilt. But my wife is not religious so we're not raising our daughters… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
My father grew up in Levittown, L.I., in the first tract housing built for G.I.'s. His dad had stormed the beaches of Omaha and… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
Some of the most fun I've ever had has been filming 'Bert the Conqueror.' As a stand-up comedian, I love putting this humorous spin… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
I'd love to be a movie star. That'd be great. But I lost the looks awhile ago. They slipped right through my hands like… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
Part of my personality is I like to have a good time and I'm an extrovert, and extroverts, they blossom as meathead frat boys… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
I'm a big believer in saying things out loud, I think he that helps you focus your goals. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
If there's an adrenaline rush, I will find it; if there's an anxiety attack, I will have it. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
One is a painter because one wants so-called freedom; one doesn't want to go to the office every morning. — Marcel Duchamp Copy Share Image
I love going to Columbia, Missouri. That is a really underrated campus. It shocked me when I went there because I really didn't know… — Kirk Herbstreit Copy Share Image
Intel has a very complete process that I go through any time I want to sell that ensures I have no insider information. — Brian Krzanich Copy Share Image
Some shows just go away - and that's fine. They serve their purpose and their entertainment value, but there are shows that touch people… — Michael Cudlitz Copy Share Image
It's very easy to fool yourself that you're working, you know, when you're really not working very hard. I mean, I'm very lazy. So… — Robert Caro Copy Share Image
Whether it was Little League or playing with your brothers or sisters, that was always a problem. If I would lose - because I… — Cal Ripken, Jr Copy Share Image
I always say if you put someone from a small town into a big city for ten years, then when they go back, they'll… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
Racism is a cancer. You cannot ignore it and it'll go away. If you ignore cancer, it simply metastasizes and consumes the whole body. — Daryl Davis Copy Share Image
I just think my own ambition would not allow me to sit on the gifts that my creator had given me. And so that's… — Janelle Monae Copy Share Image
As much as you want to improve or help the team, as a centre-back your job is to go under the radar and keep… — Tyrone Mings Copy Share Image
