Good old days when there were more relationships and less relationship statuses. — Lenny Good old days Copy Share Image
Don't ask me again is my favorite computer button that I wish was also a real life button. — Lenny Computers Copy Share Image
How come when a girl has sex with everyone she's a slut but when a guy has sex with everyone he's my… — Lenny Sex quotes Copy Share Image
Make crying fun by pretending your tears are two friends racing each other down a water slide. — Lenny Friendship Copy Share Image
I react to Someone has tagged a photo of you... in the same way I react to a doctor saying, Your test… — Lenny Copy Share Image
