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“Don't hole up in your apartment and just write jokes, be a real human being and develop your own voice. Then you will be undeniable.”

Bert Kreischer

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I generate a lot of good vibrations, good energy.

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Doing a reality show is like being in a fraternity.

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You don't go to a school and major in partying.

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My father grew up in Levittown, L.I., in the first tract housing built for G.I.'s. His dad had stormed the beaches of Omaha and…

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Part of my personality is I like to have a good time and I'm an extrovert, and extroverts, they blossom as meathead frat boys…

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I'm a big believer in saying things out loud, I think he that helps you focus your goals.

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If there's an adrenaline rush, I will find it; if there's an anxiety attack, I will have it.

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There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh.

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I love partying and I love laughing.

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