I think I've got the coolest friends in the entire world, I really do. — Bert Kreischer Coolest Copy Share Image
I'd love to write a book called 'How to Raise a Virgin.' Seriously, I think a book about that would sell. — Bert Kreischer Book Copy Share Image
I love going on other people's podcasts - in my opinion not enough people ask me to be guests! — Bert Kreischer Enough Copy Share Image
I really respect those guys that get $250,000 for punching up scripts, because it's an art form. — Bert Kreischer Art Copy Share Image
I love giggling more than anything in the world. It's my favorite thing in the world to do. — Bert Kreischer Anything Copy Share Image
The Travel Channel named me the professional fun seeker, and that's exactly what I am. — Bert Kreischer Am Copy Share Image
I love touring. I love stand up. I love getting on a tour bus with my friends. — Bert Kreischer Bus Copy Share Image
There's nothing like making a crowd laugh. For me that's the ultimate high. — Bert Kreischer Comedy Copy Share Image
I get this weird energy that starts in my feet and goes up and fills my head, and I just want to… — Bert Kreischer Crowd Copy Share Image
My biggest regret is by far doing the Travel Channel show, 'Bert the Adventurer.' I spent seven years away from my family.… — Bert Kreischer Family Copy Share Image
Don't hole up in your apartment and just write jokes, be a real human being and develop your own voice. Then you… — Bert Kreischer Human Copy Share Image
Skydiving is fascinating, the best part is cruising in the air and realizing that the dice has been thrown and you're either… — Bert Kreischer Air Copy Share Image
I was in an ESPN interview and was asked, 'Who would I most want to ride a roller coaster with?' and I… — Bert Kreischer Girl Copy Share Image
My second freshman year of college, that's year two of seven, my father got very sick and though he was going to… — Bert Kreischer Birthday Copy Share Image
My first stand-up experience was in Tallahassee at a club called Potbelly's. — Bert Kreischer Club Copy Share Image
I know the one thing that will reset my button is getting up and running a fast mile. — Bert Kreischer Fast Copy Share Image
My personality has gotten me some really good job interviews in New York. — Bert Kreischer Good Copy Share Image
Busch Gardens was my theme park; it was where I went on my day off from school. — Bert Kreischer Day Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian. I want you to laugh. That's my main goal. I punch things up to get things tighter, quicker and… — Bert Kreischer Comedian Copy Share Image
The first and last song I ever wrote was a ballad I was quite proud of, and one I would play for… — Bert Kreischer First Copy Share Image
