Family Quote by Bert Kreischer

I generate a lot of good vibrations, good energy.

— Bert Kreischer

Doing a reality show is like being in a fraternity.

— Bert Kreischer

You don't go to a school and major in partying.

— Bert Kreischer

I grew up Catholic and still feel a lot of Catholic guilt. But my wife is not religious so we're not raising our daughters…

— Bert Kreischer

My father grew up in Levittown, L.I., in the first tract housing built for G.I.'s. His dad had stormed the beaches of Omaha and…

— Bert Kreischer

Some of the most fun I've ever had has been filming 'Bert the Conqueror.' As a stand-up comedian, I love putting this humorous spin…

— Bert Kreischer

I'd love to be a movie star. That'd be great. But I lost the looks awhile ago. They slipped right through my hands like…

— Bert Kreischer

Part of my personality is I like to have a good time and I'm an extrovert, and extroverts, they blossom as meathead frat boys…

— Bert Kreischer

I'm a big believer in saying things out loud, I think he that helps you focus your goals.

— Bert Kreischer

If there's an adrenaline rush, I will find it; if there's an anxiety attack, I will have it.

— Bert Kreischer

There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh.

— Bert Kreischer

I love partying and I love laughing.

— Bert Kreischer