Woody Harrelson

When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a…

— Woody Harrelson

Through my work with PETA, I have learned a great deal about chimpanzee behavior and the plight of chimpanzees imprisoned in laboratories.

— Woody Harrelson

Pesticides came about after the first world war. Some brainy petrochemical money maker said, 'Hey, that mustard gas worked great on people,…

— Woody Harrelson

I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very…

— Woody Harrelson

I remember my first run-in with cops. It took me really getting to hang, well after that, with cops who were cool,…

— Woody Harrelson

When I'm in New York, I bike everywhere. I have a couple of bikes stored over at Ed Norton's. It's the only…

— Woody Harrelson

On 'The Messenger,' just imagining playing the part of a soldier in that movie was kind of hard for me. And in…

— Woody Harrelson

I had a hard time with that hockey. I hadn't grown up skating, so that was my biggest challenge. We worked on…

— Woody Harrelson

The war against terrorism is terrorism.

— Woody Harrelson

It's an odd beast, fame. It's got multiple personalities.

— Woody Harrelson

I truly love [Andy Serkis]. He's an amazing guy. Yeah, I think that when we really synced up was when he came…

— Woody Harrelson

If we're living in a free country,we should be free to do what we want to do if we're not hurting anyone…

— Woody Harrelson

My main hope for myself is to be where I am.

— Woody Harrelson

I can go through long droughts. I do sometimes think I probably could have become a scholar in multiple languages and learned…

— Woody Harrelson

In sixth grade, some kid was being inappropriate with a girl. I said he better stop. Next thing were fighting. Then were…

— Woody Harrelson

I think, on a personal level, everybody, when you go through the checkout line after you get your groceries and they say,…

— Woody Harrelson

Sometimes I feel people think I live on a commune but I don't. We are all solar, though. There are no power…

— Woody Harrelson

I look at being nominated as a win. I have to think that way, I think my chances of winning are probably…

— Woody Harrelson

I remember my daughter Deni coming along, and she was so pure and caring of everybody and everything. And somehow, this little…

— Woody Harrelson

The state of the health of the individual is equivalent to the state to the health of the colon.

— Woody Harrelson

I've been in so many good movies that I felt like nobody saw; it's a pretty dreadful feeling.

— Woody Harrelson

I was a freshman in college in 1980, the year that Reagan was elected, and I went around badgering people to vote…

— Woody Harrelson

To the men in Washington, the world is just a giant Monopoly board.

— Woody Harrelson

It’s not who you want to spend Friday night with. It’s who you want to spend all day Saturday with.

— Woody Harrelson

Right now there should be a moratorium on the cutting down of old growth in this country. That is a small thing…

— Woody Harrelson