Generally, a lot of the things people think are made up are real, a lot of the things people think are real… — Stewart Lee Fake Copy Share Image
“I just think it's fortunate that Sir Isaac Newton didn't share the sense of humor of a member of the public, because… — Stewart Lee Education Copy Share Image
If political correctness has achieved one thing, it’s that it has made the Conservative party cloak their inherent racism behind more creative… — Stewart Lee Behinds Copy Share Image
“In the Vatican square, they were selling lollipops. You could buy lollipops about that big with the face of Pope John Paul… — Stewart Lee Better way Copy Share Image
“Most Americans do not own passports. They’re not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years… — Stewart Lee Guantanamo bay Copy Share Image
“The world of publishing is in crisis. It's no coincidence that the worst published writer in the world today is also one… — Stewart Lee Bad news Copy Share Image
“All the proper bands from then, when we were kids, yeah? The Rubettes and Mud and Chicory Tip. Yeah. Not like the… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker?… — Stewart Lee Comedy Copy Share Image
“The kind of people that say “political correctness gone mad” are usually using that phrase as a kind of cover action to… — Stewart Lee Political correctness Copy Share Image
“I am sick of reading on Daily Mail message boards that I am 'one of these foul-mouthed modern comedians' when I am… — Stewart Lee Daily mail Copy Share Image
I'm really glad I'm not on Twitter. Because I'd have to be answering things that I didn't really know anything about, and… — Stewart Lee Dust Copy Share Image
I knew about things like Iggy Pop and The Velvet Underground, weirdly, before I knew about David Bowie. I didn't know what… — Stewart Lee Bowie Copy Share Image
I’m just confusing the thrill of being young with the notion that the era in which I was young was in any… — Stewart Lee Adventure Copy Share Image
“Within a few years these "jokes" as we comedians call them, will have been entirely purged from my work in favour, exclusively,… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of 'an investment… — Stewart Lee Comedy Copy Share Image
“Ironically, I am reliably informed that Michael McIntyre doesn't actually have a "man drawer", and invented the concept in order to ridicule… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
In the past few months I've become religious, I've started to believe in god, creationism and intelligent design, and the reason that… — Stewart Lee Beautiful Copy Share Image
“When I was fourteen, I had a massive poster on my wall of a giant pop-art mouth advertising a Swiss exhibition of… — Stewart Lee Abstract art Copy Share Image
I was sorry to see the News of the World go down, I think it was a great campaigning newspaper. Who can… — Stewart Lee Burning Copy Share Image
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