““Most Americans do not own passports. They’re not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They’re far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay, and then repeatedly anally rape it until such time that it admits that it was actually a member of an al-Qaeda training cell. Even though at the time of the alleged offence the tea cosy was actually working as a shop assistant in a branch of Currys in Wolverhampton.””
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![“Closing the prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, is a promise President [Barack] Obama made it but has yet to fulfill.” quote by Audie Cornish](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/dcb/audie-cornish-16264_barack_closing-the-prison-in-guantanamo-bay-cub_552592.jpg)
![“Anyway, the [Barack] Obama administration took four years to say they weren't gonna do anything on George W. Bush. There were all kinds of people that wanted to prosecute him over the torture, quote, unquote, at Guantanamo Bay.” quote by Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/71a/rush-limbaugh-28_administration_anyway-the-barack-obama-administration-t_1096050.jpg)