I'm really glad I'm not on Twitter. Because I'd have to be answering things that I didn't really know anything about, and I'd rather just wait for the dust to settle and then say something. — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
I knew about things like Iggy Pop and The Velvet Underground, weirdly, before I knew about David Bowie. I didn't know what David Bowie was, when I was a kid. I thought he was like Visage. — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
Generally, a lot of the things people think are made up are real, a lot of the things people think are real are made… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“I just think it's fortunate that Sir Isaac Newton didn't share the sense of humor of a member of the public, because had he… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
If political correctness has achieved one thing, it’s that it has made the Conservative party cloak their inherent racism behind more creative language — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“In the Vatican square, they were selling lollipops. You could buy lollipops about that big with the face of Pope John Paul II on… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“Most Americans do not own passports. They’re not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“The world of publishing is in crisis. It's no coincidence that the worst published writer in the world today is also one of the… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“All the proper bands from then, when we were kids, yeah? The Rubettes and Mud and Chicory Tip. Yeah. Not like the bands they… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“The kind of people that say “political correctness gone mad” are usually using that phrase as a kind of cover action to attack minorities… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
“I am sick of reading on Daily Mail message boards that I am 'one of these foul-mouthed modern comedians' when I am absolutely not.… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
I'm really glad I'm not on Twitter. Because I'd have to be answering things that I didn't really know anything about, and I'd rather… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
I knew about things like Iggy Pop and The Velvet Underground, weirdly, before I knew about David Bowie. I didn't know what David Bowie… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
![“The kind of people that say “political correctness gone mad” are usually using that phrase as a kind of cover action to attack minorities or people that they disagree with. [...] And I’m sick, I’m really sick– 84% of you in this room that have agreed with this phrase, you’re like those people who…” quote by Stewart Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/01e/stewart-lee-27849_political-correctnes_the-kind-of-people-that-say-political-co_1069115.jpg)
