My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple… — Zach Galifianakis Charades Copy Share Image
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis Cheese Copy Share Image
The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to. — Zach Galifianakis Cameras Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy. — Zach Galifianakis Greek Copy Share Image
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates… — Zach Galifianakis Junkie Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies… — Zach Galifianakis Comedy Copy Share Image
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Fonts Copy Share Image
People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. — Zach Galifianakis Guilty Copy Share Image
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. — Zach Galifianakis American society Copy Share Image
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that.… — Zach Galifianakis Comic Copy Share Image
I once walked in on my grandparents making love...And that's why I don't eat raisins. — Zach Galifianakis Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7". — Zach Galifianakis Glad Copy Share Image
That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed… — Zach Galifianakis Comedy Copy Share Image
I like to go to really bad movies, during their sixth week, and there's only one other person in the theatre, and… — Zach Galifianakis Bad movie Copy Share Image
I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always… — Zach Galifianakis Angry Copy Share Image
I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing. — Zach Galifianakis Cursing Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself. — Zach Galifianakis Funny happy new year Copy Share Image
I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit. — Zach Galifianakis Culture Copy Share Image
I love to do shows in unlikely places, because the audience's expectations are less fixed. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny. — Zach Galifianakis Hey Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?' — Zach Galifianakis Death Copy Share Image
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. — Zach Galifianakis Intervention Copy Share Image
