Diarrhea Quote by Zach Galifianakis

Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I…

— Charles P. Gerba

Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.

— Steven Soderbergh

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

— Jim Gaffigan

It's a lonely world, being independent, and they can come away with the idea that if Lloyd Kaufman can make movies with people getting…

— Lloyd Kaufman

Strangely enough, for me, Instagram has been a creatively freeing and inspiring format lately. I have been so very resistant to nearly all forms…

— Guinevere Van Seenus

We have to do whatever we can to ensure that no child dies of diarrhea.

— Chelsea Clinton

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has…

— Jack Handey

You don't want to be stopped. But it happens to everybody, like if you bump into an old friend or something. Luckily with an…

— Jay McCarroll

Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea.

— Nicholas D. Kristof

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

— Dana Gould

“He shuts up just one time after nearly a month of the verbal diarrhea.”

— Rick Yancey

SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH... STOP THINKING YOU ARE A RATTLE SNAKE, VIPER, COBRA, OR PYTHON... WHEN YOU ARE MERELY A GARDEN…

— Anne' McMillion

“Malnutrition is a plague in the elderly.”

— Steven Magee

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people…

— Henry A. Kissinger

When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you.…

— Demetri Martin