Asks Quote by Demetri Martin
“When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you. If someone asks if you're ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should something like 'I have diarrhea, now don't touch me cause you'll make it come out... and yes I'm very ticklish'.”
About This Quote
Source Stand‑up Comedy Special, 2012
He jokes that answering about ticklishness leads to being touched, suggesting humor can deflect unwanted contact.
In simple terms: Answering invites touch.
Key Takeaway
Use humor to set boundaries.
Themes
humor
social interaction
personal boundaries
Mood
lighthearted
playful
Type
comedic
observational
When to use this quote
- social gatherings
- personal conversations
- public speaking
- dating scenarios
Key Concepts
comedy
communication tactics
social anxiety
Questions to Reflect On
- What witty line could you use to protect yourself?
- When is humor insufficient?
A Different Perspective
Humor may not stop persistent intruders.
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