Distance Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Distance Easier Easier Identify Gel Invented Hair Hair gel Identify Assholes Think Hair Thinking
“My hair curls like a yeti’s pubes in this humidity—I’m starting to figure out why product was invented!” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
What people don't get is that hair is such a big part of our identity. — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
The Toothbrush mustache was first introduced in Germany by Americans, who turned up with it at the end of the 19th century the way… — Rich Cohen Copy Share Image
I think the bubble braid became a really useful thing, just firstly, for people to be able to recognize me, and also to turn… — Griff Copy Share Image
Models used to shave their eyebrows so they could pencil them in very thin. — Anastasia Soare Copy Share Image
The thing about spending a lifetime under a long, bushy cloud of curls is that people naturally began associating me with my hair. — Elaine Welteroth Copy Share Image
“Our pals over at Wikipedia make hair sounds like the sun of fresh water, saying in their snooty tone that head hair has "gained… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
I used to ask my mom to try and shave my head on the sides to give me a receding hairline because Adam Ant… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
I've been using the same hair wax for as long as I can remember. I'm not a gel guy, I'm not a perfume guy,… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
There's a reason for Art Garfunkel's oddly shaped hair. It hides a very big brain. — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
I have learned from stylists that I work with that with gel specifically, less can be more. It's all about layering and mixing. — Lauren Ridloff Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance. — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
Prison experience puts distance between me and any person who hasn't been there, done that. — Patricia McConnell Copy Share Image
At a distance, we cannot conceive of the authority of a despot who knows all his subjects on sight. — Stendhal Copy Share Image
When somebody mentions that I did a play with George C. Scott, I'm like, it can't have happened. What was I doing on a… — Paul Dano Copy Share Image
She watched the prairies the rivers, the towns slipping past at an untouchable distance below - and she noted that the sense of detachment… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
Memories seem to surface in no particular order, with no time attached. Yesterday can seem as distant as last year. My life now consists… — Linda Olsson Copy Share Image
I've never bought this idea of taking a therapeutic distance. If I see a student or house staff cry, I take great faith in… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
Combining the experience of a seasoned university president with the analysis of a respected legal scholar, Derek Bok explores what he concludes are 'signs… — Frank H. T. Rhodes Copy Share Image
To be a champion long-distance runner you have to run on the edge of death. — Toshihiko Seko Copy Share Image
The sectaries of a persecuted religion, depressed by fear, animated with resentment, and perhaps heated by enthusiasm, are seldom in a proper temper of… — Edward Gibbon Copy Share Image
