I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as 'Claudia'! Twelve was… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel. — Danica McKellar Copy Share Image
There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
