Fake Quote by Jersey Shore Download Open image “I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.” — Jersey Shore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fake Fake Tans Hair gel Smell Smell Fake Tans Hair
It's weird how quickly you get used to spray tans. You might smell of biscuits, but you feel fabulous. — Hugh Skinner Copy Share Image
Aesthetically, I don't really like the blond, tan thing. I am pale. So I may as well embrace the pale. Long, blond hair and… — Rachael Taylor Copy Share Image
As I got older, I realised fake tan was rather messy and I wanted to look cleaner, classier and more demure. — Nicola Roberts Copy Share Image
Fake tan isn't ideal. You have to be into that whole look to enjoy it - and I hate it. — Chloe Madeley Copy Share Image
Everybody thinks I wear fake tan but I hate fake tan! Never been able to get on with it. I'm always linked to different… — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
I am very sad that some designers are still using real fur when the fake alternatives are so effective and so easily obtainable. — Twiggy Copy Share Image
Seems like EVERYONE complains about fake people, so if everyone is being let down, has anyone stopped to think who really is doing it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It all had to be squeezed and squeezed again, to provide a thrill, to provide enjoyment. What did people mean, with their simply determined… — D.H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
You can't even tell, but a lot of the time your favourite rappers are wearing a bunch of fake jewellery. — Vic Mensa Copy Share Image
I know a lot of people that have had fake Twitters... actors and musicians that I know. It's sort of a problem. There are… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
For me, the melancholy of the late XXth Century is walking late at night by the Mont Blanc pen store and seeing these things… — William Gibson Copy Share Image
"Natural" is a very dangerous word to use about sexuality ... Our society's notions of normality are completely fake and meta-trendy, since they rely… — Susie Bright Copy Share Image
