Rob Thurman

I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.

— Rob Thurman

All I cared was that she had never lied. She was honest in a world just the opposite, and a cool oasis…

— Rob Thurman

What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their…

— Rob Thurman

“Anyone with less intestinal fortitude, inhuman or not, would've been curled up on the floor sucking his thumb. I basked in the…

— Rob Thurman

“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as…

— Rob Thurman

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

— Rob Thurman

Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live…

— Rob Thurman

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

— Rob Thurman

“Good Samaritans: Truth, justice and the American way–for them it wasn't only a comic book code; it was a way of life.…

— Rob Thurman

It is now. It is always now. Now is good. Now could be the best. My name is Catcher. My name was…

— Rob Thurman

Most kids don't believe in fairy tales very long. Once they hit six or seven they put away "Cinderella" and her shoe…

— Rob Thurman

“There are monsters among us. There always have been and there always will be. I’ve known that ever since I can remember,…

— Rob Thurman

“Several months ago there was a somewhat, in some people's eyes, relatively normal Cal--or by and large normal--the best he was able…

— Rob Thurman

At least that's what his note said, along with a scathing reminder that dishes didn't wash themselves and the fungus in the…

— Rob Thurman

“I'd be a monster fighter who rode the bus. It didn't get any more bad-ass than that.”

— Rob Thurman

Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.

— Rob Thurman

“As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of…

— Rob Thurman

I love Urban Fantasy, even though I'm inevitably compared to 'Supernatural,' only a little more edgy.

— Rob Thurman

“And he had it all over Octavian, let me tell you. Hung like a Pegasus, he was.”

— Rob Thurman

I need it all: in-depth characterization, fantastic/warped world building, a plot that could out-race Secretariat, and a 'voice.' I need to hear…

— Rob Thurman

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube…

— Rob Thurman

“I've always enjoyed a challenge," Niko remarked, shifting through the powder to lift something out. "I think perhaps there are other things…

— Rob Thurman

“He tried to turn me into a buffet?” I gritted my teeth. “Before he killed me? He couldn’t kill me first and…

— Rob Thurman

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

— Rob Thurman

Memories - you can't escape them, but you can't let them rule you either.

— Rob Thurman