Cal Quote by Rob Thurman

“All around him people were eating their unfood wih, if not actual evidence of enjoyment, then with no more actual disgust than was to…

— Terry Pratchett

“After the waitress left, I rounded on him. “what, can’t I eat food?” “you could. Probably five or six whole bites before you had…

— Kalayna Price

“I'll buy lunch." "Not Hungry." I laughed. He said, "I can't stand when you do that." "Do what?" "Assume I'm ruled by my digestive…

— Jonathan Kellerman

“Your dinner is mocking me. I’ll kill it and eat it.”

— Jarod Kintz

Some bloke said to me in a restaurant whilst I was eating my dinner, 'No, stop. Starvation suits you.'

— Emily Atack

“the unkindest thing you can do for a hungry man is to give him food.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“I didn't eat." "What difference does that make?" "I'm not like you. I can't recharge by feeding off someone. I need food." "I know…

— Karen Chance

“He attacked me, so I had to slit his throat with a steak knife. But not before I splashed Worcestershire sauce all over it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “Come back! We know you can eat just…

— Jarod Kintz

“I know you once offered to fix dinner for me, but I seriously thought you were bragging." Those lips, mmm, those sinful lips, pouted…

— Ramona Wray

“I don’t know, man.” He reached into his inside pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. “Ew!” I recoiled. “You smoke?” “Only when…

— Kyra Davis

When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?'

— Anonymous