Cal Quote by Scott Westerfeld

“Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire? Um, maybe?”

— Scott Westerfeld

He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me. “You and I need to talk, Kitten.” “Now?” I asked in…

— Jeaniene Frost

“Can you repeat that pickup line for me?” I heard one of the vamps ask. “I want to write it down. Something about the…

— Karen Chance

“You’re a vampire?” Shanna’s eyes widened. “No. I’m the same as I ever was.” “Oh, thank God.” Caitlyn pressed a hand to her chest…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“believe I’m going to go with the Vampire’s Kiss.”

— Andrea Smith

“There I go again with my vampire fantasies!”

— Roxanne Kade

“What's up, Bella?" he asked with a big grin. I rolled my eyes. "Same old, same old." "Yeah," he agreed. "Bunch of vampires trying…

— Stephenie Meyer

“Stupid, sexy vampire. He was making me all...girly.”

— S.J. Wright

“I knew I was in bad shape because, despite how my gut clenched with hunger, my fangs didn't lengthen. Erectile dysfunction. I had vampire…

— Anonymous

“I totally feel like Buffy right now. All I need is a girly leather jacket,” L said breathlessly. “And some vampires. Don’t forget that.”…

— Shelly Crane

“Vampires? You think vampires are real? Seriously?" "The werewolf is asking me if I believe in vampires?”

— Tammy Blackwell

“Don't tell me you fell something for the little . . . oh.' The vampire blinked, then curled his lip back, disgust and pity…

— Julie Kagawa