Molly Harper

“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet…

— Molly Harper

You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.

— Molly Harper

“The fact that these kits [vampire protection] were generally useless didn’t bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water…

— Molly Harper

“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm…

— Molly Harper

“My color schemes were limited to what would go with the pewter-gray gown...except for the bridesmaids' gowns. I'd already decided that they…

— Molly Harper

“I look like Barbara Bush in drag." Aunt Jettie”

— Molly Harper

“When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do…

— Molly Harper

If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But…

— Molly Harper

“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach…

— Molly Harper

“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough,…

— Molly Harper

I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, 'Nice Girls Don't Have…

— Molly Harper

“Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law-enforcement equipment?”

— Molly Harper

“Establishing dominance early in the relationship is key. Vampire children are like human children in that they can sense weakness. They will…

— Molly Harper

“Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?”

— Molly Harper

Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will…

— Molly Harper

“And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair. Without super hearing,…

— Molly Harper

“Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving…

— Molly Harper

“He delivered the mail, ran our modest recycling program, and maintained our handful of public buildings. He also occasionally fell asleep while…

— Molly Harper

“Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her…

— Molly Harper

“That was the time he tried to tell her that she had to leave the valley and go to college. I believe…

— Molly Harper

“Nothing says 'I'm not that into you', like taser-fire.”

— Molly Harper

“And how is Jamie doing?" "Fine. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower," I noted quietly, my…

— Molly Harper

I was that weird kid that checked out all of the non-fiction paranormal studies books from the library. I've always been fascinated…

— Molly Harper

“The rest of the morning would consist of checking on a pothole in the parking lot of the village clinic and writing…

— Molly Harper

“If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing…

— Molly Harper