Funny Quote by Molly Harper

“Grandma Ruthie and her sister Jettie hadn't spoken a civil word in about fifteen years. Their last exchange was Ruthie's leaning over Jettie's coffin…

— Molly Harper

“Speaking of grandmas, have you heard the joke about grandparents and WWII? No? Well, if you do, be sure to tell me because I’d…

— Jarod Kintz

“Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother was one of them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Grandmother," Ruth admonished. "I would not have a man who could not at least understand me." "And it looks like you might have finally…

— Debbie Viguié

“My grandmother was married for fifty-two years, until my grandfather died. She used to say that a bad marriage was one that hadn't had…

— Gabrielle Zevin

“There’s an initiative called An Outing with Grandma. Children are rounded up to spend a day with some poor granny, no relation to them,…

— Hendrik Groen

“Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s time for you to stop calling me Granny. I’m now referred to as the first grandmother of the city.” LT laughed. “Oh yeah,”

— Iris Bolling

“Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family.”

— Heidi W. Durrow

“Believe me, I know people who have doting Grandmas. Jessica's Grandma Pearl spent four years knitting her a blanket. Four years! And she's got…

— Simone Elkeles

“All these stupid old people. Had every last one of them met, heard of, gossiped about, or smelled her mom in the distance? Way…

— Thea Harrison

“You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you.”

— R.K. Lilley